ok, so umm… jon ordered this pizza……. and overdid the asking for extra cheese. Seriously, this thing had like massive mounds of cheese. it was a huge pile of cheese on top of some bread, it didn’t qualify as pizza anymore. As I picked up the “slice” (note: the pizza place didn’t even bother to TRY slicing it), it did not feel like I was holding a piece of pizza at all… it felt like i was holding a blob of melty cheese. It was ridiculous.
So next time you order a cheese pizza from papa John’s, don’t simply ask for an “extra cheese” pizza, ask for a “ludicrous cheese” pizza. They will have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about, but you can just tell them about the whole huge pile of cheese on top of some bread concept and they’ll get the idea. It’s pretty good, but they charge you about $20 for it. mmmm…. ludicrous cheese…..
and i bet your constipation from all that cheese was ludicrous too!
lol 🙂 fortunately, constipation was avoided 🙂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
mmmmmmmm Cheese!!!!!
lol! I can’t believe that was Papa John’s! The same thing happened to me!
My brother and I walk in and he tells us they have a deal, “You can get 5 toppings for the price of 1.” Well, that’s kind of a no brainer, so we listed off our 5 favorite toppings and they didn’t have ANY but 1, so we’re like, “Uh…. can we just make the other 4 free toppings extra cheese?” “Hahaha, sure, whatever you want guys.”
What made it worse was that on the ride home, the pizza wasn’t quite sitting level, so the cheese slid and piled up all on one half of the pizza so there was like, 8 toppings worth of cheese and some pepperoni’s in there somewhere. We both had a slice just to say we did, laughed, and logged the memory.