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ok, I am feeling much, much better today. That is a good thing.

So yesterday, shortly after my post… I totally roke my glasses… like they’re in bad shape. I was wearing them in the morning, and right before I posted, I took them off, and laid them on the edge of my bed, and then I put in my contacts. I then sat down and wrote the post. Then I decided I was going to lay down and watch some tv… but I forgot about the fact that my glasses were on the edge of the bed. So I walk over, glance at the bed real quick, completely overlook them, put my knee on the edge of the bed to get in….. *cruch*…. hmmm…. Yeah, my knee went like right smack in the center of them, and like all my weight was on them. I don’t think I’ll be wearing them again anytime soon. Oh well.

Also, my post the other night, yeah, that was my perspective, it still is my perspective, she seems to think it is slightly off… i don’t know what she disagrees with but.. *Shrugs*.. it doesn’t matter. The point of my writing this is simply this. While I left her name out of it, some of you may have made an assumption, and some of you may have seen the post on her site that would have given it away… so I want to just say that she really is a great person and definately don’t see her in any kind of a negative light as a result of my post. Anyone who has met or come into contact with her has been extremely privelaged to do so….

and ummm… yeah… I like this song.

“Making young girls pine
I don’t have the time
Babies get in line
I’ve got a protractor
Got a stapler now
it goes “Ka-ching”
gotta have the math club crown me king
gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
on my calculator
If you’re up
and if you want
a piece of me
wave goodbye and blow a kiss
‘Cause you can’t handle this

chorus
No, No, No
you can’t handle this.

Through my glasses glare
you’ll see savoir faire
beneath my icy stare
I’ve got a retainer
Maybe I’m the physics main event
maybe I’m the chem club president
maybe even Texas Instruments
thinks that I’m coplanar
If you’re up
and if you want
a piece of me
wave goodbye and blow a kiss
‘Cause you can’t handle this

bridge
And Leonard Nemoy
can’t stand up to this
And Captain James T. Kirk
bows beneath my fists
And I am awesome
awesome
I am the awesomest.”
-“You Can’t Handle This,” by fif

The end.

[edit: ummm…  i just was thinking… and this is kind of pointless but umm…  you know how people use the phrase “the greatest thing since sliced bread”?… well umm… I wonder how long it was between when they invented bread, and when someone said “hey, we could cut this into slices instead of cramming a full loaf down our faces!”..]