Due to the fact that I have nothing to do, and also the fact that The Lord of the Rings was nominated for so many things, I have decided to watch the oscars tonight. I will be writing this entry as I watch, and post it at the completion… or when i feel i have said all i want to say about it.
Already, I have remembered why I hate awards shows. The fans in attendance are annoying. I mean really. Do they realize how retarded they sound as they are trying to be seen on tv? 1.) It’s tv. Who gives a crap? If you want to see yourself on a tv buy a video camera. If you want other people to see you, give them the tape 😛 2.) If I was one of the actors, I would hate them. I just wouldn’t be able to take it.
Ok, next thing i noticed…. one of the host people…. what the crap is with the spinning thing on her wrist? Like, she takes every opportunity she can to spin it. Is it suppose to be cool or something? It’s not. It is most non-triumphant.
Next question: Why do girls find Josh Hartnett attractive?…. yeah.
ok, in this commercial break i will share the way I would like things to go:
Actor: Crowe or Washington
Supporting Actor: Ian McKellen
Actress: Don’t care.
Supporting Actress: Also don’t care.
Animated film: Monster’s, Inc.
Art Direction: LOTR
Cinematography: LOTR
Costume Design: LOTR
Directing: LOTR
Documentary things: couldn’t care less.
Film Editing: LOTR
Foreign Language: Never seen any of them 😉
Makeup: LOTR, of course.
Music (score and song): see above.
Best Picture: LOTR
Short Film – animated: For the Birds is the only one I’ve seen… so I’ll go with it.
Short fim – live action: Never seen any of them.
Sound: LOTR
Sound Editing:Monster’s Inc, cuz Pearl Harbor sucks in all ways.
Visual Effects: LOTR
Writing (adapted): LOTR
Writing (original): Never seen any of them.
So.. yeah.
Anyway, now begins the long drawn out awards ceremony…. *watches*….
Yay… LOTR gets makeup… looking good… 😉
Ahhh… Ben Stiller 😉 Good stuff.
anyway… that’s the end of my comments on it for now… maybe i will write more later… or when it’s over.
You’re extremely funny, I agree with a lot of things you just said. I don’t find Josh Hartnett attractive. Two of my friends are obsessed with him, yet I can’t understand why. Oh well, have fun watching the Oscars.
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uhm josh harnett looks like he’s trying to be a beatle or something – with the whole pasty hair in face look. *spikesitupforhim*
I never heard A THING about 40 days 40 nights. Must stink as bad as I thought it would.
I dunno – I think the show went aight. Pretty balanced. Some of that annoying boohoo’ing started to get to me though when theyshallremainnameless accepted their awards.
darn right jason is funny.
hahahaha this was another great post. Way funny. Jason, your blog makes for great entertainment when I’m bored. And you’ll probably never find these comments spread sporadically throughout your xanga site so I can say stuff like, “You’re hotter than Josh Harnett.”