ok, so, having recently seen Star Wars, I have decided that the force should definately exist so that I can become a Jedi. Or else there should be some sort of Jedi-equivalent thing in reality for me to become. If anyone is aware of something like that, be sure to let me know, cuz I’m there in a second.
So what’s so great about being a Jedi, you might wonder? Well, we’ll start with the real simple basic things…. like… the lightsaber. I could really use one of those. It’s basically you know… just a really cool weapon that would be fun to mess around with. Then there’s all the Jedi powers and stuff…. like the mind trick. Rather then having to ENDURE “weak-minded” people, I could simply have them go away, and leave me alone. Being able to see things before they happen, sense things happening far away, those super high jumps they can do, moving things with my mind… those would all come in super-handy as well. Yeah, it’s starting to look good already. Next we come to the whole not being able to hold any possessions thing. Now, some of you might think that would suck, to not own anything…. but I really don’t think so. Because when you think about it, they are taken care of very well. They are given everything that they need. They simply never have to worry about having money or getting things, ya know? Now, next is the thing where they are in total control of their feelings and emotions. Now if I could do that, then that would be great. It would be most convenient to be able to control the way I feel about an event or a person, etc. It would really make life much much more easy. This also kind of brings us to jedi not being able to have any ties… you know, not being allowed to love, etc. That also takes a huge complication out of life. And besides, girls usually go for those they can’t have anyway. So if you decided to go the way of Anakin you could easily hook up with somebody like Padme.
Yeah…. so if any of you go and discover the force, be sure to take me on as your padawan.
I wasn’t thinking in terms of religion so much as like duty, etc….
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Just had to throw that out there. 
I don’t know about the jedi thing, but when you break celery it sounds really neat. Just hearing that take every desire of being a jedi and throws it out the window!