Yeah, that’s right, I said it… Christmas. Not happy holidays or any of this other crap. And I don’t care if you don’t celebrate Christmas. I do, so I am going to say Merry Christmas to you. If that offends you then you’re an idiot. And I hope that my calling you an idiot offends you, because it’s supposed to. I hope that maybe if you realize how much of an idiot you are you may someday change your ways.
If you are Jewish, you can tell me Happy Chanukuh. I promise, I won’t get offended, because I am not an idiot. I will just say “Happy Chanukah to you too.” Because even though I don’t celebrate Chanukah, I would very much like to be happy during the time in which Chanukah is being celebrated, and I certainly hope that you will be happy during it too.
This all also goes for any other Holiday you can think of, whether I celebrate it or not.. I just can’t really think of any others. But uhh.. New Years, Festivus…. to reference a Dane Cook joke, “Nothing Happens When You Die” day….
That’s pretty much it for now then.
So Merry Christmas. And if you don’t like it, tough.
Ahhh….so nice to hear the Jason synopsis of Christmas offense again…..the one two years ago was the best though…..I still remember…it was something like this ….”so you’re bothered that Christmas is a Christian holiday and that offends you….well, that’s just a damn shame…”
the verbiage was perfect, whatever it was.
So glad that you and Holly are happily engaged….
and….MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
I found it…..http://www.xanga.com/Reese268/164332849/item.html
Merry Christmas to you as well!
Well said!
/me nods in agreement!
I can’t say congratulations enough. Although I would like to say how sorry I am for you guys about the “situation” back home with you know who. Although I would LIKE to hope that its resolved by the wedding, I doubt it will be and I just want you to know that there are some people out there, like me and Mark, that support your marriage FULLY! Jamy is excited for you guys and so is Tammy. Just wanted to tell ya. Again, congrats!
How about if someone tells you “Merry Shut-Your-Face-Up!” ?
Oh man. That would make my day. Even better than a rag on a stick.
lol
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah too!
(I don’t celebrate Kwanzaa.)
you are getting married this year. whoa.