“This is the new pistol.”
“Sweet, we get a new pistol!? Is it more powerful?”
“We like to use the term ‘balanced’.”
“Balanced doesn’t sound anything like powerful. Does it still kill in 3 shots?”
“Of course, as long as those 3 shots are preceded by 4 other shots.”
me = confused
hey jason, welcome to the lafsc ring!
I checked out your site, and noticed you’re looking for actors who will push the envelope. I’m not sure how far you’re meaning to push it, but I’ve already kissed 2 guys, smoked “pot,” drank, dressed like a hooker, danced like paris hilton and “had a threesome” in films this semester, so I might be able to help you out. 
hehe, niiiice.