ummm… i dont feel like making this protected, so… if you are easily offended close your eyes, or cease reading.
I just think this is the best opening voiceover ever written.
“Motherfucking cocksucker, motherfucking shit fucker, what am I
doing? I don’t know what I’m doing, I’m doing the best that I
can. I know that’s all I can ask of myself. Is that good
enough? Is my work doing any good? Is anybody paying
attention? It is hopeless to try to change things? The
African guy is a sign, right? Because if he isn’t, then nothing
in this world makes any sense to me, I’m fucked. Maybe I should
just quit, don’t quit. Maybe I should just fucking quit, don’t
fucking quit. I don’t know what the fuck I’m supposed to fucking
do anymore. Fucker, fuck, shit!”
For more greatness, go watch I Heart Huckabees.
I really liked that movie. My dad won’t watch it after having seen that opening scene. lol. Sometimes I think I got the überconservative, yet liberal, parents just for the ironic value of it. Sometimes I think God did it to drive me crazy.
hahahaha *note to self: rent when parents aren’t around
Oh man, I can’t read your blog anymore, now that I’m offended.
yeah, that disclaimer at the top was DEFINATELY meant for you, zach.
*lol* I would give you two more eProps, Jase, just for that, but it won’t let me.
Stranger: “I like your style, Dude.”
Dude: “Well, I like yours too…the whole…cowboy thing…”
Stranger: “There’s just one thing, Dude…Do you have to use so many cuss words?”
Dude: “The fuck you talkin’ about?”
–The Big Lebowski