hahahaha…. this is ridiculous… and really funny, except when you
consider the seriousness of the people having made the charge… then
it’s just sad and wrong.
Check it out.
All I can say is, I’d like to meet this kid who has the power to raise
the dead and unleash them on his town and school. That’s a
brilliant plan… and I mean, why would he stop there? With an
army of the undead you could easily take over the whole world.
I’m not sure that’s really a terrorist action though…. it’s
more a civil uprising. I mean, an unexpected attack, maybe, but
it’s an army, and once the zombies take over America they’ll have a
real nation where they can be attacked.
If you are not interested in joining the ranks of the undead, I
reccomend fleeing to Canada, where I understand the zombie resistance
forces will be making retalatory and defensive efforts. Remember
to shoot for the head. And don’t let them bite you, or you’re
screwed.
For further zombie survival tips, check out this handy zombie survival guide.