{"id":687,"date":"2002-05-09T20:32:26","date_gmt":"2002-05-10T00:32:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=687"},"modified":"2002-05-09T20:32:26","modified_gmt":"2002-05-10T00:32:26","slug":"687","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=687","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>Ok, so I walked in here between Friends and Seinfeld, and all was well.&nbsp; I checked my e-mail, and left.&nbsp; Then when I walked in after Seinfeld, a blue screen was before me.&nbsp; But not your typical blue screen of death&#8230; no, at the top of this one it said &#8220;*** HARDWARE MALFUNCTION ***&#8221;.&nbsp; It then proceeded to tell me that there was a parity error.&nbsp; So my belief that my computer is dying has been confirmed.&nbsp; The first thing to go is the memory.&nbsp; That means my time is wearing thin.&nbsp; I must soon get a job so that I might replace my computer when it finally dies.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>If only someone would pay me to not work.&nbsp; That would help me out a lot.&nbsp; Actually, I would take someone paying me TO work.&nbsp; Nowhere&nbsp;I apply at ever stinking hires me.&nbsp; Oh well.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, so I walked in here between Friends and Seinfeld, and all was well.&nbsp; I checked my e-mail, and left.&nbsp; Then when I walked in after Seinfeld, a blue screen was before me.&nbsp; But not your typical blue screen of death&#8230; no, at the top of this one it said &#8220;*** HARDWARE MALFUNCTION ***&#8221;.&nbsp; It &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=687\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=687"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}