{"id":657,"date":"2002-06-05T00:58:07","date_gmt":"2002-06-05T04:58:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=657"},"modified":"2002-06-05T00:58:07","modified_gmt":"2002-06-05T04:58:07","slug":"657","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=657","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>ok, so umm&#8230; jon ordered this pizza&#8230;&#8230;.&nbsp; and overdid the asking for extra cheese.&nbsp; Seriously, this thing had like massive mounds of cheese.&nbsp; it was a huge pile of cheese on top of some bread, it didn&#8217;t qualify as pizza anymore.&nbsp; As I picked up the &#8220;slice&#8221; (note: the pizza place didn&#8217;t even bother to TRY slicing it), it did not feel like I was holding a piece of pizza at all&#8230; it felt like i was holding a blob of melty cheese.&nbsp; It was ridiculous.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>So next time you order a&nbsp;cheese pizza from papa John&#8217;s, don&#8217;t simply ask for an &#8220;extra cheese&#8221; pizza, ask for a &#8220;ludicrous cheese&#8221; pizza.&nbsp; They will have absolutely no idea what you&#8217;re talking about, but you can just tell them about the whole huge pile of cheese on top of some bread concept and they&#8217;ll get the idea.&nbsp; It&#8217;s pretty good, but they charge you about $20 for it.&nbsp;mmmm&#8230;. ludicrous cheese&#8230;..<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ok, so umm&#8230; jon ordered this pizza&#8230;&#8230;.&nbsp; and overdid the asking for extra cheese.&nbsp; Seriously, this thing had like massive mounds of cheese.&nbsp; it was a huge pile of cheese on top of some bread, it didn&#8217;t qualify as pizza anymore.&nbsp; As I picked up the &#8220;slice&#8221; (note: the pizza place didn&#8217;t even bother to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=657\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/657"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=657"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/657\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}