{"id":643,"date":"2002-06-17T10:26:10","date_gmt":"2002-06-17T14:26:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=643"},"modified":"2002-06-17T10:26:10","modified_gmt":"2002-06-17T14:26:10","slug":"643","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=643","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>Ok, a new picture&#8230;.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>What is the lesson to be learned from it?&nbsp; Never, EVER play with Nickolodeon Gak that you just found in your closet that has undoubtedly been sitting there for at LEAST 5 years.&nbsp; Apparently Gak, after sitting unused for several years, develops some very interesting and different properties then what one wouldn&#8217;t typically think of gak as having.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>What are these properties?&nbsp; Well, for one, it is very very&#8230;.&nbsp; liquidy I guess.&nbsp; not to the point of actually BEING liquid&#8230; but&#8230;&nbsp; it is no longer thick enough to make the enjoyable sounds that Gak is supposed to make.&nbsp; It also apparently is very very sticky, and dyes your hands the Gak&#8217;s respective color&#8230; in this case, black.&nbsp; However, I am not entirely certain on that.&nbsp; Theory number 2 is that it causes you to instantaneously contract leprosy of the hands.&nbsp; If I am missing any fingers by this afternoon, I will have a friend type an update for you.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Otherwise, I will finally write about my trip later today if I decide to not be a slacker anymore.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, a new picture&#8230;. What is the lesson to be learned from it?&nbsp; Never, EVER play with Nickolodeon Gak that you just found in your closet that has undoubtedly been sitting there for at LEAST 5 years.&nbsp; Apparently Gak, after sitting unused for several years, develops some very interesting and different properties then what one &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=643\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}