{"id":614,"date":"2002-07-27T15:26:20","date_gmt":"2002-07-27T19:26:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=614"},"modified":"2002-07-27T15:26:20","modified_gmt":"2002-07-27T19:26:20","slug":"614","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=614","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>What would Jesus do?<\/b><BR>Lesson 1:<BR><BR>Ok, it&#8217;s about time for another Cornerstone-related post.  I was up until 6 a.m. last night watching a good 7 hours of Cornerstone videos with people.  One of the things I was anticipating the whole time?&#8230;..  The guitar-throwing.<BR><BR>You see, while unfortunately, I was passed out in a chair when this happened, our group had a little incident one night.  However, it is all on tape.  Somewhere around 3 a.m., everyone was sitting around&#8230; talking&#8230; dave was playing guitar&#8230;.  suddenly this guy and&#8230; I guess either his wife or girlfriend or something, come up&#8230; and the guy picks up the guitar, right out of dave&#8217;s hands I might add, and throws it.<BR><BR>They then proceed to say that they &#8220;don&#8217;t care who the hell&#8221; they are, and lecture them on being quiet.  They did not believe that there are, in fact, quiet zones that you can camp at.  They told us that Jesus would be considerate of other people.  Throwing peoples&#8217; guitars sure is considerate.  Upon being asked if Jesus would do that, we were told that yes, Jesus would.  Everybody watch out for your guitars when that Jesus character comes around&#8230; you never know when he&#8217;s gonna throw it.  The girl also made a rather nasty hand motion towards jason b.  I won&#8217;t describe it here&#8230; but umm.. yeah.  So that is what we learned from them.  What would Jesus do?  He would get pissed off for pretty stupid reasons, go and throw someone&#8217;s guitar without even ASKING them to be quiet first, curse at the people who he took it from after doing so, and make nasty hand gestures at them.  Now I don&#8217;t know about you, but that&#8217;s the Jesus I know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What would Jesus do?Lesson 1:Ok, it&#8217;s about time for another Cornerstone-related post. I was up until 6 a.m. last night watching a good 7 hours of Cornerstone videos with people. One of the things I was anticipating the whole time?&#8230;.. The guitar-throwing.You see, while unfortunately, I was passed out in a chair when this happened, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=614\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=614"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}