{"id":576,"date":"2002-09-25T19:18:27","date_gmt":"2002-09-25T23:18:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=576"},"modified":"2002-09-25T19:18:27","modified_gmt":"2002-09-25T23:18:27","slug":"576","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=576","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>So the canadian thing has sparked an interest, eh?<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Ok, if you all want to know more about that I can let you know.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Why would I want there to be a system in which Canadian girls marry American guys?&nbsp; Well, we will start with the most incredibly basic reason there is: Canadian girls are stinking hot!&nbsp; It seems that this is a characteristic inherited by all candian girls.&nbsp; They are, by definition, hot.&nbsp; Or at least, that is how it appears to me at the present time&#8230;<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Now, the thing you might be worried about is the craziness which also seems inherent in Canadians.&nbsp; Now, you can put yourself at ease, because the crazy gene does not effect canadian girls NEARLY as much as it effects the Canadian guys.&nbsp; So therefore, while the Candian girl may seem slightly odd at first, you will soon come to love her slight craziness.&nbsp; However, it is for this reason that I reccomend to all AMERICAN girls&#8230; don&#8217;t marry a Canadian guy!&nbsp; Their craziness is in no way slight and&#8230; well.. it&#8217;s just plain not a good idea.&nbsp; You&#8217;ll have to stick with the American guys who can&#8217;t find themselves a Canadian.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>My only other reason for wanting this system is mostly just because&#8230; well.. I just generally enjoy Canadian girls.&nbsp; Especially the ones who I can make fun of for being Canadian and then they in return make fun of me for being American.&nbsp; It is a wonderful experience and brings me much joy.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>So in short&#8230; if you are a Canadian girl, and want to marry someone&#8230; please let me know (just leave a comment on this post)..&nbsp; I&#8217;ll be sure to get in contact with you as soon as possible to set a date.<\/P><br \/>\n<P>Thanks.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the canadian thing has sparked an interest, eh? Ok, if you all want to know more about that I can let you know. Why would I want there to be a system in which Canadian girls marry American guys?&nbsp; Well, we will start with the most incredibly basic reason there is: Canadian girls are &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=576\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=576"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}