{"id":506,"date":"2003-01-24T15:05:34","date_gmt":"2003-01-24T20:05:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=506"},"modified":"2003-01-24T15:05:34","modified_gmt":"2003-01-24T20:05:34","slug":"506","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=506","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

so in fixing karissa’s computer… i have decided i need to tell you all… NEVER buy a computer which has a small case.  for the love of all that is holy and good…get the BIGGEST stinking case you can find!  It should take up like half a room.  This is good so that when you want me to fix it I can actually fit like my entire hand inside it.  Oh yeah, and if you have a compaq you should just give it a few good whacks with a baseball bat…. throw it away…and buy a new non-compaq computer.  that is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

so in fixing karissa’s computer… i have decided i need to tell you all… NEVER buy a computer which has a small case.  for the love of all that is holy and good…get the BIGGEST stinking case you can find!  It should take up like half a room.  This is good so that when you … Continue reading <\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}