So was thinking about this last night…. I like to have like…. a “theme song” of sorts for my life. So last night I decided on a new one. For a long time it was a Dashboard song… but it wasn’t quite as fitting as I think this new one is.
Just to relieve you of the overwhelming anticipation, here is the song. This post will continue beneath it, so make sure you finish reading… \ud83d\ude42
“She\u2019s so cool it\u2019s almost eerie
she\u2019s so fine I lost all hope
Genetical testing
something has gone wrong
she should get back in
her cage before they find she\u2019s gone
She said she hated Kenny G
that girl is way too good for me
We\u2019ll break up before it starts
She\u2019ll only tear my world apart
da na na na na na na na
Pre-ex-girlfriend, that girl is just too fine Pre-ex-girlfriend, leaving me behind
You might say she\u2019s everything
just before everything goes wrong
She\u2019s sunshine and lightning
she pulls at my heartstrings
she\u2019s stunning and then she\u2019s gone
The intellect that girl has
She\u2019s saying \u201c death to false jazz
Like kryptonite to Superman
she\u2019s here to break my heart again
da na na na na na na na
Watch her on the floor tonight
feel the crush she will incite
the spark of hope she will ignite
a beautiful sight
Softer than the lightest snows
watch her as the moment slows
in my face the door will close
and there she goes.
Pre-ex-girlfriend, that girl is just too fine Pre-ex-girlfriend, leaving me behind.”
-“Pre-Ex-Girlfriend,” by Five Iron Frenzy
Yeah, so anyway, I discovered that like every girl that I have really been interested in like at all in the last… fairly long time now…. this song seems to fit the case exactly. So I guess I kind of have had more pre-ex-girlfriends then i can count. Maybe I will compile a list someday. There’s a girl that i’m kind of interested in in one of my classes though…. she’ll probably get added to the pre-ex-girlfriend list too… but hey… what can you do?
(note: In actuality I am far more depressed about this situation then it would seem from this post. But don’t worry, I’ll be ok.)
Oh yeah, and remember to have a great day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
So was thinking about this last night…. I like to have like…. a “theme song” of sorts for my life. So last night I decided on a new one. For a long time it was a Dashboard song… but it wasn’t quite as fitting as I think this new one is.Just to relieve you of … Continue reading <\/span>