{"id":452,"date":"2003-04-22T16:42:51","date_gmt":"2003-04-22T20:42:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=452"},"modified":"2003-04-22T16:42:51","modified_gmt":"2003-04-22T20:42:51","slug":"452","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=452","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

got the new five iron cd… expect to hear more about it after i have spent some time listening to it… for now….. a song… \ud83d\ude09

“When I was young,
In the good old days on the farm,
All I ate was dog food.
All the poor dogs whimper
and they would yelp as I smiled and chewed.

Dog food!
A whole meal for a nickel
Dog food!
On some bread with a pickel
Dog food!
Guarenteed to drive your hunger away.
Dog food!
Keeps a horse employed.
Dog food!
Good for girls and boys.
Dog food!
Most kids like it more than broccoli…

Nasty food I must plug my nose to swallow
Because my mom’s on probation
Eggplant, brussel sprouts go down and come out
Nothing goes down smooth like Ken-L-Ration

Alpo!
Kibble!
Iams!
Purina!
Milkbone!
Soupbone!
Horse meat!
Yeah!”

-“Dog Food,” by Five Iron Frenzy
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got the new five iron cd… expect to hear more about it after i have spent some time listening to it… for now….. a song… \ud83d\ude09“When I was young,In the good old days on the farm,All I ate was dog food.All the poor dogs whimperand they would yelp as I smiled and chewed.Dog food!A whole … Continue reading <\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=452"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}