{"id":418,"date":"2003-07-13T21:02:22","date_gmt":"2003-07-14T01:02:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=418"},"modified":"2003-07-13T21:02:22","modified_gmt":"2003-07-14T01:02:22","slug":"418","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=418","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

BANZAI!!!!!!!

hahaha \ud83d\ude42 What did I ever do without this show? I have to say, i was incredibly excited when i first saw that Fox was bringing it back

But I mean seriously… where else can you guess whether it will take 30, 60, 90, or 120 balloons attached to a chicken to make it float away? \ud83d\ude09 or 2 guys joust in shopping carts? or shake-hands-man, who sees how long someone will let him shake their hands? or a lady that asks one question and then just stands there holding the microphone out to the guy until he “Feels so much shame” he walks away. OR 2 old ladies playing chicken in electric wheel chairs \ud83d\ude09

“this is one bad day for the catholics… the pope is not going to be happy tonight.”

Sorry, i thought that was really funny when the preist lost the last contest \ud83d\ude09

AAAAAAAA!!! BANZAI!!!!!!!

Seriously… if you don’t turn on fox at 8:30 next sunday… something is wrong with you \ud83d\ude42

My car battery died at Sheetz today. That was annoying. But I think there is a new one in my car now, as my dad came and got my keys from me a little bit ago. So that is good. Now I don’t have to worry about it not starting anymore \ud83d\ude09

Why do I have to go to work tomorrow? That’s no fun. Stupid work.

I have more to write about, but not here \ud83d\ude09 Actually, this is the first time I’ve been inspired to write on my “secret page” in quite some time. Maybe I will make a new one even.. I don’t know ;).

Banzai!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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