{"id":397,"date":"2003-08-25T22:29:47","date_gmt":"2003-08-26T02:29:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=397"},"modified":"2003-08-25T22:29:47","modified_gmt":"2003-08-26T02:29:47","slug":"397","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=397","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i want to take a quick moment to just say that <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.xanga.com\/billythestick\" target=_new>Heather<\/A> is the awesomest.  I am filth and lower than garbage. she is queen and better than all things beautiful.  she is winner, i am loser. she is awesome and i am not.<BR><BR>you should all subscribe to her site b\/c she is so great. (billythestick) <BR><BR>and that&#8217;s all i have to say about that.<BR><BR><BR><BR>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<BR><BR>I would just like to inform you that none of the above statements were written by me.  They were actually written by the wicked and deceitful Heather Dluhy.  She is not to be trusted.  Henceforth, she is banned from the usage of my computer, until further notice&#8230; the jerk.<BR><BR>Do the only good and acceptable thing: unsubscribe from her site, and never read it again.  Or, if you never have before, simply do not go to it.<BR><BR>Stupid girls.<BR><BR>Bye now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i want to take a quick moment to just say that Heather is the awesomest. I am filth and lower than garbage. she is queen and better than all things beautiful. she is winner, i am loser. she is awesome and i am not.you should all subscribe to her site b\/c she is so great. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=397\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}