{"id":21,"date":"2006-12-16T10:35:12","date_gmt":"2006-12-16T15:35:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=21"},"modified":"2006-12-16T10:35:12","modified_gmt":"2006-12-16T15:35:12","slug":"merry-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=21","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yeah, that’s right, I said it… Christmas.  Not happy holidays or any of this other crap.  And I don’t care if you don’t celebrate Christmas.  I do, so I am going to say Merry Christmas to you.  If that offends you then you’re an idiot.  And I hope that my calling you an idiot offends you, because it’s supposed to.  I hope that maybe if you realize how much of an idiot you are you may someday change your ways.<\/p>\n

If you are Jewish, you can tell me Happy Chanukuh.  I promise, I won’t get offended, because I am not an idiot.  I will just say “Happy Chanukah to you too.”  Because even though I don’t celebrate Chanukah, I would very much like to be happy during the time in which Chanukah is being celebrated, and I certainly hope that you will be happy during it too. <\/p>\n

This all also goes for any other Holiday you can think of, whether I celebrate it or not.. I just can’t really think of any others.  But uhh.. New Years, Festivus….  to reference a Dane Cook joke, “Nothing Happens When You Die” day…. <\/p>\n

That’s pretty much it for now then.<\/p>\n

So Merry Christmas.  And if you don’t like it, tough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yeah, that’s right, I said it… Christmas.  Not happy holidays or any of this other crap.  And I don’t care if you don’t celebrate Christmas.  I do, so I am going to say Merry Christmas to you.  If that offends you then you’re an idiot.  And I hope that my calling you an idiot offends … Continue reading Merry Christmas<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}