{"id":162,"date":"2005-01-21T00:07:32","date_gmt":"2005-01-21T05:07:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=162"},"modified":"2005-01-21T00:07:32","modified_gmt":"2005-01-21T05:07:32","slug":"162","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=162","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So this is pretty awesome&#8230; let&#8217;s keep it up, girls \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>some random dumb things that have happened: <\/p>\n<p>1. last night we were at mcdonalds&#8230;.&nbsp; in the<br \/>\ndrive-thru&#8230;.&nbsp; we were behind the car that was at the pickup<br \/>\nwindow, when the car behind us bumped into us.&nbsp; how do you bump<br \/>\ninto someone in a drive-thru?&nbsp; you&#8217;re going like 2 miles an hour<br \/>\nand only move when you see the car in front of you move.<\/p>\n<p>2. I was putting my hoodie on a bit ago, and there is this fan in this<br \/>\nroom&#8230;.&nbsp; as my arm was going in the sleeve i was sticking it up<br \/>\nin the air, causing my hand\/arm to occupy the same space at the fan,<br \/>\nthereby causing it to inflict pummelling upon it.<\/p>\n<p>there are probably other things, but I am too lazy to think about them.<\/p>\n<p>on another note, i think it best to put an end to this &#8220;jason doesn&#8217;t<br \/>\nwork&#8221; myth once and for all.&nbsp; There was burger king.&nbsp; There<br \/>\nwas Toys R Us.&nbsp; There was the school cafeteria.&nbsp; There was<br \/>\nLightstorm (just because I didn&#8217;t get paid doesn&#8217;t make it not<br \/>\nwork.)&nbsp; Now there is Schoop&#8217;s.&nbsp; So really, this is nothing<br \/>\nnew.&nbsp; No doubt I have been employed to a lesser extent then many<br \/>\nother people, but this means little.<\/p>\n<p>well, i am going to go now, because i need to drive back to my<br \/>\napartment so that i can sleep, and wake up for my 8 o clock class<br \/>\ntomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>ok&#8230; well ummm&#8230; bye \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this is pretty awesome&#8230; let&#8217;s keep it up, girls \ud83d\ude09 some random dumb things that have happened: 1. last night we were at mcdonalds&#8230;.&nbsp; in the drive-thru&#8230;.&nbsp; we were behind the car that was at the pickup window, when the car behind us bumped into us.&nbsp; how do you bump into someone in a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=162\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}