{"id":135,"date":"2005-03-07T08:51:48","date_gmt":"2005-03-07T13:51:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=135"},"modified":"2005-03-07T08:51:48","modified_gmt":"2005-03-07T13:51:48","slug":"135","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=135","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>hahahaha&#8230;. this is ridiculous&#8230; and really funny, except when you<br \/>\nconsider the seriousness of the people having made the charge&#8230; then<br \/>\nit&#8217;s just sad and wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Check it <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wlextv.com\/Global\/story.asp?S=2989614\" target=\"_new\">out<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>All I can say is, I&#8217;d like to meet this kid who has the power to raise<br \/>\nthe dead and unleash them on his town and school.&nbsp; That&#8217;s a<br \/>\nbrilliant plan&#8230; and I mean, why would he stop there?&nbsp; With an<br \/>\narmy of the undead you could easily take over the whole world.&nbsp;<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not sure that&#8217;s really a terrorist action though&#8230;.&nbsp; it&#8217;s<br \/>\nmore a civil uprising.&nbsp; I mean, an unexpected attack, maybe, but<br \/>\nit&#8217;s an army, and once the zombies take over America they&#8217;ll have a<br \/>\nreal nation where they can be attacked.<\/p>\n<p>If you are not interested in joining the ranks of the undead, I<br \/>\nreccomend fleeing to Canada, where I understand the zombie resistance<br \/>\nforces will be making retalatory and defensive efforts.&nbsp; Remember<br \/>\nto shoot for the head.&nbsp; And don&#8217;t let them bite you, or you&#8217;re<br \/>\nscrewed.<\/p>\n<p>For further zombie survival tips, check out this handy zombie survival <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zombiejuice.com\/zsurvival\/\" target=\"_new\">guide<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hahahaha&#8230;. this is ridiculous&#8230; and really funny, except when you consider the seriousness of the people having made the charge&#8230; then it&#8217;s just sad and wrong. Check it out. All I can say is, I&#8217;d like to meet this kid who has the power to raise the dead and unleash them on his town and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/?p=135\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/darkestlight.org\/xanga\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}