I killed the dumbest bird in the world today.<\/p>\n
I was sick of it’s dumbness.<\/p>\n
It landed in the middle of the freaking road. I stopped about a
\nfoot in front of it. I said. “Hey, stupid bird,
\nmove.” I honked my horn a few times. I got sick of waiting,
\nI could not go into another lane because cars were in them. I
\nstarted driving forward slowly. I felt a bump bump. I felt
\nno remorse because the bird was freaking stupid and deserved to die.<\/p>\n
the end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I killed the dumbest bird in the world today. I was sick of it’s dumbness. It landed in the middle of the freaking road. I stopped about a foot in front of it. I said. “Hey, stupid bird, move.” I honked my horn a few times. I got sick of waiting, I could not go … Continue reading <\/span>